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CHANNEL SIX ELEVENTY TWELVE FORTY SEVEN; SPRINTER'S NEWS AT 7:04
-triumphant trombone music-
-camera zooms in at some old bald guy at a desk with papers-
Before we get onto our fascinating features, we must inform you, as if you don't already notice, we have a new look. Fear its boring grayness of doom, We have been forced to devamp our HQ due to the economy crisis. Now, onto our first story.
HAITUS
Sprinter has, noticeably, taken a complete hiatus from drawing. "I've just gotten more hobbies outside of drawing, and drawing just didn't interest me anymore." Sprinter says. "I might get it back someday. I dunno, but I needed a break." Well, thats understandable; we all need a break. The world is quite taxing to exist in these days, what with the economic crisis and swine flu outbreak. With the unemployment rates, I am grateful that I have this job, but I also must admit that its tiresome.
"Oh yeah, all you do is sit on your fat ass, blab and arrange papers. Stop whining you old fucker." Sprinter just grumbled. I'd say its time to move on.
PAGE RELOCATION
Sprinter has relocated her characters pages once more, due to the recent downfall of geocities, her previous host. The reason for this is unknown, probably something to do with the economy. I can't blame them, money is getting very scarce, and I worry for my family.
"Yet seats for NASCAR races and tickets for New moon are sold out, as well as the stores are packed with idiots. Come on people, theres nothing wrong here, just a bunch of whining business fags that have .4% less profit than last year." Sprinter grumbles again. Now, Sprinter, you know even our HQ has suffered a massive profit loss. This is not a joke, we are in dire straits here. We are not talking about the band, either,
Anyhow, back to our original feature. The new location of the pages is on top of this page. Sprinter highly advises you all to visit it, as she has over the summer given them all new layouts, and of course, to stroke her ego. I'd suggest you do what she says. I know well what could happen if she is angered. I tremble at the memory of it. I'd better move on before I have an episode.
TIRED OF NOTICES
This is an announcement to the DA staff geeks that Sprinter is very tired of your incessant notices filling her inbox. She does not care about your contests, merchandise, or new features. I highly advise you to stop releasing the notices, or give her the option to block them. Don't end up like my granddaughter, Phoebe, -glares at mangled, half rotten child's body- the last person to anger Sprinter.
RELOCATION
Over the summer, Sprinter has relocated to a new living space. She could no longer take the previous dump she resided, or shall we say, wasted almost 9 years of her life, at. The last straw was when the septic refused to work, and often spewed septic water all over her floor. This caused the floor to mold profusely once it dried, giving the entire dump a cat urine scent, as well as the scent of feces and urine.
Her new living space, while not lowlife or malfunctioning object infested, is showered with the familiar, small papers that evoke terror into the bravest of souls, those papers that have your name as well as a rediculous amount of money to be paid, written on their surface. Otherwise known as bills.
SWINE FLU
As you know, for the past 9 months or whatever, the swine flu has been spreading across the globe. Now, even our beloved Sprinter has been struck by the disease. Now, don't fret, she has recovered well, without medical treatment, except that she continues to cough small brain fragments out. She is also angered that she couldn't get vaccinated. "OH KNOCKED UP WHORES AND OLD BAGS FIRST LIKE THEYRE LIKE 2 SECONDS FROM DEATH ANYWAY AND THEYRE SICKENING AND IN THE WAY." she says. I find this unfair.
BEE STING
Over the summer, everyone's (or at least Sprinter's) favorite male, Ash South, got stung by a bee. This wouldn't be such a big deal if he wasn't, unbeknownst to him, allergic to bee venom. He had a violent reaction, including a humiliating soiling of his pants, which was witnessed by his entire family. Luckily, he recovered quickly from both the humiliation and the attack, and was released from the hospital the next day.
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My apologies for the lateness, I cant remember the exact date.. I hope you dont kill me for that. xD;
I'll still try to draw you something eventhough I'm barely free now. I cant guarantee when it'll be done, though.
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Sometimes we can't see it, but we can always feel it, so long as we know it.
Please help me raise my dragon by viewing it. :3
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Hope you spend a wonderful day among your loved ones, specially your lovely mother
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"Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you are a mile away from him. And you've got his shoes."
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded
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VISIT MY JEWELRY STORE: [link]
Visit my family sprinter136 and sterlingware....they rock.
My Blog.....[link]
I told you I would make fanart for you...it would just take a really long time xD!
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~spanish-deviants, ~Valencianos, *Spanish-AnimeParty, ~BJDSpain.
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded
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Happy-go-Loopy
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded
New Hampshire pride!
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded
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